"A right delayed is a right denied" -- Martin Luther King Jr.

How to be Smarter: I found this an extremely well-thought out, short but useful guide to Twitter: click here. 

How to be Prettier: Don't wear a size 8 if you are a size 10. 
How to be (less) Awkward: If you're buying awkward things (tampons, feminine items, 2-for-1 candy bar specials, etc) at the nearest drugstore, cover the items in your basket with a magazine until you get to the counter in case you meet any cute boys on the way up the front.