How to be Smarter: Things that you write down as a goal tend to come true faster than things you just think/wish about coming true.
How to be Prettier: Swap the morning coffee for an apple. It will save your teeth from getting coffee stains, and an apple can wake up just as much as a coffee (this sounds like an exaggeration but it is actually not).
How to be (less) Awkward: Upbeat music in the morning. No one benefits from starting their day off with music about breakups/death/living alone. Sorry Bright Eyes.