"This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law" -- Coach Boone, Remember the Titans

How to be Smarter: If you get 1 percent better each day then you were the previous day, by the end of the year, you will be three times better than where you started. 

How to be PrettierCiao Bella's Sicilian Blood Orange Sherbet  is fat free and low in calories. Bonus: I like it so much, I would marry it.
How to be (less) Awkward: When packing for a summer vacation, you don't need to bring more than five pairs of shoes: one pair sandals, one pair flats, two pairs of heels, and one misc.