“I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified" -- Anita Weiss

How to be Smarter: Get some lovely inspirational fashion ideas from this website: http://www.broadwayvogue.com/

How to be Prettier: If you run out of shaving cream while shaving your legs, use shampoo.

How to be (less) Awkward: Very few things, with the exception of having children, are permanent. Forget this fact when times are good, and remember it when times are bad.