"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance" -- Proverb

How to be Smarter: Don't change your resume; change your life and your resume will follow. 

How to be Prettier: Embellished headbands are the future. Click here
How to be (less) Awkward: If you're riding in a cab and you're not thinking totally clearly, put the cab ID number in your phone. If you forget something in the cab, the ID number makes it a lot easier to track down.