How to be Smarter: When you stop having fun, get out. This applies to jobs, relationships, and shopping trips.
How to be Prettier: Comfort is not a reason, or an excuse, to wear anything.
How to be (less) Awkward: If you have a dream about someone, especially if its weird, don't tell them. No one wants to know that you dream of them taming whales. Especially if its a boy.