“I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all" -- Anna Kournikova

How to be Smarter: When you stop having fun, get out. This applies to jobs, relationships, and shopping trips. 

How to be Prettier: Comfort is not a reason, or an excuse, to wear anything. 
How to be (less) Awkward: If you have a dream about someone, especially if its weird, don't tell them. No one wants to know that you dream of them taming whales. Especially if its a boy.