"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here'" -- Lewis Carroll

How to be Smarter: Paint your nails with light colors so chipping isn't as obvious.

How to be Prettier: Spinning can burn up to 800 calories and is offered at most gyms.
How to be (less) Awkward: Always say thank you to your bus driver, cab driver, retail helpers, teachers as you leave their class, party hosts, and more.