"Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you're really a yawn if it goes" -- Bette Midler

How to be Smarter: Housework is optional 85 percent of the time. If you want to change the sheets and don't have time, just do the pillowcases, which is where most of the dirt that can get on your face and makes you break out is anyways.

How to be Prettier:
Update Wardrobe for Spring with these Items
1. Three tissue tees in one neutral and two fun colors
2. 2 cardigans (one white, one color of choice)
3. Many scarfs (all lightweight)
4. New flats because winter is over and no more Uggs.

How to be (less) Awkward: No references to how much others weigh--good or bad. Too many girls struggle with weight issues to ever have this be a good conversation. On a similar note, when someone borrows your clothes, let them try them on in the bathroom so if they don't fit they can just say they didn't like them and everyone avoids awkwardness.