"Get dressed, get blessed. Be a success" -- Bob Dylan

How to be Smarter: Wake up your tastebuds. Try the new Vitamin Water, a flavor called Tranquilo. Its pineapple-favored, and delicious. 

How to be Prettier: No black tights after April 15. No exceptions. Its summer girls!
How to be (less) Awkward: When you get in a cab, you're in charge. If he's going to fast, ask him to slow down. Its your money--and your life. Never awkward to look out for your safety.