"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong" -- Robert Anton Wilson

How to be Smarter: A complaint some sociologists have about women's attitudes in the workplace is that "women don't brag enough about their accomplishments." Start small. Today, email a paper you are especially proud of or an award you got to a small circle of friends and family. 

How to be Prettier: If your headband keeps slipping about, hot glue gun a velour ribbon on the inside of it so it stays in place on your head.

How to be (less) Awkward: If he doesn't ask for your number face-to-face but attempts to get it later via facebook, he is a wimp. Don't waste your time.