"My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is" -- Ellen Degeneres

How to be Smarter: If you are carrying around cash to pay someone, put it in a sealed envelope so you don't spend it accidently before you see them.

How to be Prettier: Eat crunchy vegetables, like carrots. This makes your teeth produce extra saliva which naturals whitens teeth.

How to be (less) Awkward: Don't stay in a realtionship with someone because its comfortable, and you're lazy. Relationship inertia is real; don't get caught up in it.