"I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math" -- Tina Fey

How to be Smarter: The most ridiculous thing a person can say to you is, "I wasn't being myself." In the physical reality that we live in, does this even make sense? Personality equals personality, 100 percent. People show you how their personality through the actions--which is always a good thing, as it enables you to make better decisions about who will be in your future.

How to be Prettier: Silk is the fabric; any night out in the occasion. A little silk, even if only in the form of a scarf, dresses everything up.

What I can afford (in black/brown):

What I want (in fuchsia):

How to be (less) Awkward: If you get nervous public speaking, right before you go up imagine yourself saying "Hello, I'm Mr. Ed" in a horse voice. Somehow this trick has never failed me.