"Just say no" -- Nancy Reagan

How to be Smarter: If you can't explain in a sentence what you're doing, whether its the rationale for dating someone or what the purpose of your job is, you have no idea what the hell you're doing.

How to be Prettier: No Uggs when its warm enough for miniskirts; no miniskirts when its cold enough to wear Uggs. The two should never be in the same outfit.
How to be (less) Awkward: If someone creepy is walking towards you and you know as soon as you walk by them they will check out your butt, turn around and smile at them as you pass. Your smile should say: "Stop looking at me like a piece of meat you wierdo."