"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful" -- Albert Schweitzer

How to be Smarter: Facebook isn’t just for college kids anymore. Potential employers also use Facebook, a lot of times to weed out those of us who have a bit too much fun on our time off. Keep this in mind when you are adjusting your privacy settings.

How to be Prettier: Please don’t eat only salads. It’s a proven fact that it’s not good for you to eat only one food, and to be honest, it gets boring. Instead, try looking up some healthier recipes.

How to be (less) Awkward: I know they are cute, but NEVER, EVER pet a seeing eye dog. This can distract the dog from his job, which is ultimately not being cute and friendly, but usually somewhere along the lines of leading the blind. Consider him the blind man’s personal assistant. And would you pet somebody’s personal assistant? …don’t answer that.