"If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either" -- Unknown

How to be Smarter: Try to avoid stubbing your toe. However, if you do, pinch your arm the second you stub it. Your brain can't process pain in two places; this neutralizes the toe hurt.

How to be Prettier: Alternate wearing your Uggs rolled down with wearing them unrolled; otherwise they will develop a crease in them. 
How to be (less) Awkward: Don't stick your finger in your ear if it itches--its unattractive. Instead, itch the skin directly behind your ear. It calms the itchy feeling.