“The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time" -- Abraham Lincoln

How to be Smarter: You want to run out for coffee because the office break room brew is disgusting, but don't want to get caught with a still hot coffee at 3pm from your jaunt around the block when you should have been working....what you do is when you get back to the office quickly grab one of the office coffee cups and transfer the good coffee to the office cup. 

How to be Prettier: If you know you should drink more water but hate how boring water tastes, drink sparkling water instead. 
How to be (less) Awkward: If everyone else is lip-singing along at a concert, but you don't know the words and do not want to stand there like your mouth is zippered shut, just mouth the word "watermelon" while bouncing your head in time to the beat. It looks like you know what you are doing then.