"A kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you" -- Walt Disney

How to be Smarter: Take a few minutes out of your morning to look at the word of the day on www.dictionary.com. Then try to find a way to use the word in regular conversation or an email. This will not only improve your vocabulary, it will make you a force to be reckoned with in Scrabble.

How to be Prettier: Wear your belt so that it buckles on the side instead of in the front. This will get rid of the unsightly bulge at the front of your waist and makes you feel prettier.

How to be (less) Awkward: Celebrities are people too, so if you see one on the street, running toward them screaming like a fangirl isn’t cute. Instead, try to approach them like you would an acquaintance you haven’t seen for a while. A quick hello is one thing, professing your undying love and asking them to have your babies is a whole other thing entirely. Stick with option 1.