"Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right" -- Oprah Winfrey

How to be Smarter: Today at the supermarket, instead of buying UsWeekly and Hello!, swap one of them out for Forbes. 

How to be Prettier: Order whatever you want at a restaurant--just make sure everything you order is size small. 
How to be less Awkward: When being a house guest, the maximum amount of time you can spend showering is eight minutes, and the total maximum time you can be in the bathroom at a stretch is ten minutes.