"The place we are to get knowledge is in books"--Albert Camus

How to be Smarter: You must learn the capitals of the ten 
most-populated states today, for reference and to make news reading 
easier. 
California--Sacramento
Texas-Austin
New York-Albany
Florida-Tallahassee
Illinois--Springfield
Pennsylvania--Harrisburg
Ohio--Columbus
Michigan--Lansing
Georgia--Atlanta
North Carolina--Raleigh

How to be Prettier: Go buy satin pillowcases. They are less harmful to your hair and skin, keeping your hair smoother and less dry and your face more wrinkle-free. 


How to be less Awkward: Always shake people's hands when meeting people 
for the first time--boys, girls, bosses, professors, girl sitting next 
to you in class. Everyone, no exceptions. Its polite AND friendly--you 
can't go wrong.