"Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box." -- Jerry Seinfeld

How to be Smarter: "They don't try to impress anyone. They don't belong to exclusive clubs or host lavish parties. If they belong to a social or sports club, it's usually to network or further their business interests. When they engage in such activities, they usually get a return on their investment. They understand that lifestyle creep--buying a more impressive home, driving a pricier car, or wearing fancier clothes--is a danger to their pocketbook." -- From this article on five surprising money habits of the rich (the article inspired me to finally buy a copy and start reading The Millionaire Next Door). How to be Prettier: Stay healthier, even on the weekends.

How to be (less) Awkward: This honestly just cracks me up: "hustlers don't sleep".